Jeans are just the worst. Maybe I would have never gotten into fashion if I could just pull off the jeans and t-shirt combination that everyone seems to be so into. But alas, I look terrible in plain t-shirts, and I can NEVER find pants that fit me. I try on jeans all the time, and it’s always crap. It’s because I have a lot of specific needs:
1. no low rise, mid rise preferred
2. short inseam (28″ or 29″)
3. no stiff fabrics
4. no whiskering, tears, holes, embellishments, or other weird shit
See, I don’t think that’s a lot to ask for, but apparently it is! Luckily, while at a sale at Urban Outfitters the other day, I tried on some jeans and found a perfect match!
Fabulous, right? I know they make the model’s butt look huge, but trust me, it just makes my butt look normal-sized. They were so perfect, I had no qualms about forking over $54. In fact, I was happy to pay them! And they’re so soft! It’s like wearing pajamas. It has been soooo much easier to dress myself since I made this investment. However, I am trying to lose weight, so these may not fit me for long. But now I know EXACTLY where to go when I change sizes. Isn’t it sad that the perfect pair of jeans was just down the street all along?