Yes, I’m 20 and I’m totally dependent on my stupid nasty retainer. Which, by the way, has a saxophone on it (a relic of my band nerd days).
And that’s what I want. Big ass fat bangs. Granted, I need to dye my hair a bit darker as it’s faded a lot since the last dye. So, what do you think? Do you see a fringe in my future? Or should I continue to rock the forehead?
I’ve also decided to post a tribute to the most bangin’ bangs: